Follow up TV post

Okay so now I am watching Greys Anatomy where a stampede took place at a comic book convention or something where people dress as zombies and hobbits and so on. This one guy got his ear ripped off by a storm trooper and at the same time part of his spine was crushed and all he could think about was the fact that he didn't get something called a Dr Who Tardis. As I am sitting here completely confused by half of the things coming out of this guys mouth all I can think is doesn't the giant gaping hole in your head hurt? Or what about your spine? No? Just worried about whatever a Tardis is? Sometimes I have to love that fact that TV is a total escape from anything nearly close to being realistic.